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Ace Ventura Austin Powers
Can fight
Solved many a crime
Bobo (elephant) and other animal friends
Talking butt.
Secret agent
Very small gun
Mini me
Clever
Has saved the world.
4662 Votes 5631 Votes


Comments
crazyfrog
2006-Apr-15 15:34
talking butt?
GHC
2006-Apr-17 18:35
go to hell
DCW
2006-Apr-20 20:22
go austin
Arriathan
2006-Apr-22 23:10
YA BABY YA
bunn78
2006-Apr-25 19:31
thats a good showdown
swearbear
2006-Apr-28 18:06
austin was mini mes enemy which would mean mini me would hurt him ni ace
mynameismatt
2006-Apr-30 20:54
JUDO CHOP!!!
nathster
2006-May-03 11:23
Austin with his Mojo intact? No contest!
TheEagle899
2006-May-03 17:19
That's no woman, thats a man baby... yeah.
potatomasher
2006-May-04 08:57
austin is a fruit, and ace's animal friends would squash the fruit that is austin
DwightGooden
2006-May-04 20:11
Ave Ventura would win, that man's on crack.
no_russel
2006-May-05 08:39
lol
ThE bLuE bLuR
2006-May-05 15:13
Go Jim Carry!!!!
Poop_Scoop
2006-May-05 16:36
CARRY WILL DIE!
minimi
2006-May-05 17:33
minime rulez!!!
CDT8
2006-May-06 21:06
Never say Carry will die he beat the hell out of that eagle in Pet Detective damn cant spell that
Non-partison man
2006-May-09 09:37
Mini Me was Austin's friend in the third movie so there. Austin has a gun and mojo, along with whatever hot fem fatale he has with him at the time. Austin would win.
bass=life
2006-May-09 14:50
hes got a gun... a mojo... and mini me? what could be better
thisisanoriginal
2006-May-09 16:00
actually in goldmember mini me becomes a good guy swear bear
@(*_*)@
2006-May-09 18:08
Austin Powers, Grovy Baby!
EddieGuerrero
2006-May-10 19:36
i know this doest relate be r.i.p eddie
EddieGuerrero
2006-May-10 19:37
*i know this dosnt relate but R.I.P eddie*
TheNiceOne
2006-May-11 09:32
ace ventura rules
TheNiceOne
2006-May-11 09:34
Austin powers sleeps with anyone but Ace Ventura takes the virginity of young african princess .... who's the man?!
country_girl
2006-May-11 09:51
i think austin would win secret man of mystery
chuckies shoe
2006-May-13 19:14
austin would win becouse ace rapes aids infected goats that eat there own testics
bechamboy12
2006-May-18 13:17
ur all fag bombs
Seno_697
2006-May-19 09:22
one, austin powers doesnt have mini me, two Ace would kick his fake english ass
Sleeping-_-rock
2006-May-19 18:17
A pet detective or the horniest man alive?Austin would kick Aces ass with a banger sausage
fallen angel
2006-May-20 09:07
ace is so gay he sucks balls
hi everybody!
2006-May-20 09:56
ace will eat all of your babies.....
yodaisgod
2006-May-20 14:57
They are both so cool! ace is funnier but austin has the mojo baby. I think it's b a draw but considering i had 2 vote i picked austin cos hes british and they kick arse
urmomspimp
2006-May-22 08:58
ace will fuck ur dad's sons mothers whore whos a guy
superchickrox
2006-May-25 11:50
austin sucks big cock
CheesePuff
2006-May-28 18:13
Ace would sic a rihno on Austin, what could austin do, try to hit on the rihno
Modyer
2006-Jun-02 10:16
"Oh behave"
GOMCSOONERS
2006-Jun-02 21:08
WAGGA WAGGA WOOO
TheEagle899
2006-Jun-03 22:38
This is no contest. Austin wins.
TheEagle899
2006-Jun-03 22:38
Votes don't lie.
Kickinitj00
2006-Jun-04 14:35
Well if austin wasnt frozen, he could defeat ace, so... austin is in the 60's-70's...so to speak ace's parents were there...austin kills ace's dad, shags his mom ,thus not making ace exist, and spawning mini-me's brother
Starwars
2006-Jun-06 13:49
Besides James Bond, Austin is the best British playa!
ranguas05
2006-Jun-10 00:10
yeah baby yeah
Jarom
2006-Jun-10 23:03
Ace will make music with his with butt and blow austin away
soccerweasel
2006-Jun-12 15:19
B-E-A-UUUUUUUUUtiful competition, but Ace has the ass to stand a whomping
Beaverphant
2006-Jun-13 00:35
austin Powers is so gay
element
2006-Jun-13 15:14
powers=motherF***er
xROXASx
2006-Jun-19 05:26
aces hair is so cool that it can talk to his own talking butt
solidsnake
2006-Jun-25 23:23
dude that is a good showdown dude but austin powers would poooon him so bad
sleepsalot235
2006-Jun-29 08:51
granted, they're both complete shmucks. This my friends is undisputable. However seeing as i'm pretty sure Ace wouldn't even know which end of a gun to point at someone he'd probably wind shooting his balls off and then his animal "friends" would devour
sleepsalot235
2006-Jun-29 08:53
his dumb ass in some kind of gay-feeding frenzy-orgy. Then Austin powers would go f*ck a goat. (f*ckin brits)
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-01 21:29
your all losers
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-01 21:30
losers losers get a life losers
Starwars
2006-Jul-02 08:13
powers fucked your mom last night element this is now war
Starwars
2006-Jul-02 08:13
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-02 16:45
i have a life have you ever seen the sun
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-02 16:46
cough*loser*
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-02 16:47
how many words rime with loser?
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-02 16:48
Mario rime with loser
Baller Z
2006-Jul-02 16:56
Your all losers
Chilicat
2006-Jul-03 14:50
true, but what's wrong with that?
Baller Z
2006-Jul-03 19:14
"Chilicat "nobady likes you.
Baller Z
2006-Jul-03 19:16
"cocoaddict" Nobady likes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baller Z
2006-Jul-03 19:17
I am the KING of Ultimate Showdown. Austin Powers rules!!!!!!!!!
Baller Z
2006-Jul-03 19:32
u all suck
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-03 22:42
Baller Z i know were you live
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-03 22:42
loser
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-03 22:44
and Baller Z you spend to much time on this loser chat room
Lebowski
2006-Jul-04 18:27
cocoaddict, you have no friends
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-04 22:25
i will shoot you when you sleep
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-04 22:26
and hack you to chunks with a hammer
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-04 22:26
and pawn you like a nue
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-04 22:28
and take you mom out to a nice sea food dinner and never call her again Lebowski
Baller Z
2006-Jul-05 15:50
cocoaddict nobady cares what you think. So leave
Baller Z
2006-Jul-05 15:59
cocoaddict go kill youself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
webby
2006-Jul-06 16:02
YA BABY YA!!!
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 17:06
i dont know who is the bigger loser you Baller Z or the te
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 17:06
i dont know who is the bigger loser you Baller Z or the te
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 17:06
that mario gay guy
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 17:10
and when you "say u all suck" you look like a loser
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 17:11
oh sorry you are a loser
TEDDYbear777
2006-Jul-06 19:51
ace all the way
Baller Z
2006-Jul-06 20:54
cocoaddict I will lay your white ass out, and the mario freak to.
Baller Z
2006-Jul-06 20:55
bring it on cocoaddict bring it on
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 21:40
Baller Z insted of that, how about we send that mario kid craying home to his momy
Baller Z
2006-Jul-06 21:42
OK!!!!!!!!!!! Lets have them cry all the way to his mommy in the sewer.
cocoaddict
2006-Jul-06 21:44
yaya boy
Baller Z
2006-Jul-06 21:45
LET'S LAY HIS WHITE ASS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Baller Z
2006-Jul-07 08:58
Your just jelious because were kicking your ass.
Baller Z
2006-Jul-07 09:11
Go get a blow job from your mom.
Darkstalker60123
2006-Jul-07 12:34
baller z you got your ass kicked by a blind man
Darkstalker60123
2006-Jul-07 12:36
I bet when baller z dies his family is gonna throw a party instead of a funeral
Starwars
2006-Jul-08 16:16
go back to your coco cocoadict and leave us not lossers alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Starwars
2006-Jul-08 16:17
I declare war on you and whoever joins me must say yo
jrfreek8
2006-Jul-10 17:21
ausin has MOJO baby!!!
boots
2006-Jul-11 12:06
its a tie cuz jim carrey defected 2 the states the bastard
boots
2006-Jul-11 12:07
but hes still awesome, and mike is canadian, so its all good
Baller Z
2006-Jul-11 18:14
patthebaker u suck
Deathbearer
2006-Jul-14 18:03
yo!
Deathbearer
2006-Jul-14 18:07
reading some of their posts, i've concluded that Baller Z and the cocaine guy are bitches with low self asteem and want to make other ppl feel bad to make themselves feel good, meaning they are the biggest losers and fags i've ever seen the end yay
crazyfrog
2006-Jul-17 06:37
Ace would win but....he dosnt have a talking butt! he only pretends!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crazyfrog
2006-Jul-17 06:42
Yo!
crazyfrog
2006-Jul-17 06:43
go Deathbearer
2sgs2
2006-Jul-17 09:51
A.P. all the way!
boots
2006-Jul-17 10:01
Jim Carrey is still the best though
Raptor 4000
2006-Jul-18 06:50
austin powers:shagadellic!
FEEFEETHEMEE
2006-Jul-28 17:39
Ace would east Austin for breakfast after the lions he sent mauled austin
shanslay
2006-Jul-28 22:27
yo
shanslay
2006-Jul-28 22:28
baller z and cocoaddict are now going out p.s baller z is a pussy name
shanslay
2006-Jul-28 22:29
and cocoaddict can go screw himself
shanslay
2006-Jul-28 22:29
so stop bothering us and leave
captainpancreas
2006-Aug-04 12:48
Powers RULES!!!!
letsrock039
2006-Aug-07 17:58
powers is funny
celticwarrior
2006-Aug-08 11:40
yea austin wins
Grael409
2006-Aug-10 23:30
ACE VENTURA > Austin powers
Grael409
2006-Aug-10 23:33
I have both of the ac ventura movies, and they are HILARIOUS. and iv seen ll the austin powers movies and they're funny too, but ace would win.
Grael409
2006-Aug-10 23:33
ace*
lucivar5678
2006-Aug-11 05:21
THIS IS SHIT WHO THE HELL MADE THIS SHIT
post post12
2006-Aug-15 10:18
two words
post post12
2006-Aug-15 10:18
Jim
post post12
2006-Aug-15 10:18
Carey
Drunkenmonkey
2006-Aug-15 18:06
3 words austin powers
guyrs
2006-Aug-16 02:33
baller z is a retard and a turd so suck a fat cock whimp
theodore_logan
2006-Sep-01 06:06
Ace Ventura
captainpancreas
2006-Sep-10 15:38
AUSTIN POWERS>Ace Ventura
martianman
2006-Sep-14 13:06
paul sucks
skom
2006-Sep-15 19:52
ACE VENTURA > austin powers (nothing against austin but i like ace more)
Dirge Enigma
2006-Sep-15 20:16
austin powers,baby,yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jackjackflash
2006-Sep-17 12:51
Austin POWERS
ARF
2006-Sep-17 22:27
...okaayy... anyways, YO! and, Austin P0wns ace, man!
The White Wolf
2006-Sep-25 11:18
Neither one would win! They'd both just dis each other all day and then go pick up chicks.
Tatakai Miyuki
2006-Oct-05 18:43
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. How are you this afternoon? ALLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN!
Dragonlord
2006-Oct-10 11:49
Austin has a gun
Dirge Enigma
2006-Oct-14 22:14
But not just any gun it's a brit nano gun
noahdale2811
2006-Nov-05 01:59
ol' godzilla was hoppin' around
noahdale2811
2006-Nov-05 02:00
tokyo city like a big playground
noahdale2811
2006-Nov-05 02:02
go AUSTIN go
Jman
2006-Nov-27 07:36
Ace caught a bullet in his teeth. Plus he's got the due
jrfreek8
2006-Nov-27 17:43
and mojo
blink4ever
2006-Dec-08 22:05
austin powers is sooo much cooler
kermitthefrog
2006-Dec-29 08:50
ace has a talking butt, come on! how would he not win?
Jman
2007-Jan-05 13:42
you can't beat the hair man. plus he's got the Miami Dolmans on his side
timmer
2007-Jan-12 11:17
god, cocoaddict, when you fake a cough and say loser the asterisks go in the sides of cough, not loser, you stupid retard. it is: *cough* loser
chrono_maniac
2007-Jan-15 20:38
paolo dos remedios of the phillipines sucks aka whiteboy
Cornmuffin man
2007-Jan-23 16:43
ACE POWNS----monkey attack
chrono_maniac
2007-Feb-05 20:45
If u read this message u r gay....ass
NSCRvsULMSHDN
2007-Feb-19 11:55
im sorry but ACE IS THE WORLDS BEST FRIEND! HE HAS PONAGE
smoof
2007-Apr-06 22:13
hes awsome baby, yeah!
UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:23
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UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:33
Dear God, I can't trust my brother on my account for TWO SECONDS before he types gibberish at random!!!
UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:35
Now I'm stuck on the Wii, and it's too hard to type!
UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:36
I think he chewed on the wrist strap!
UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:38
He has his OWN account to ruin!
UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:43
The sensor bar is too high up! I HATE THIS TV!
UchihaMadara
2007-Apr-17 20:45
I am OUTTA here! This is NOT worth the trouble!
thefunmen
2007-May-05 19:28
r tard
Elvegenth
2007-May-31 16:51
Once in a car chase, Ace gets shot at and stops the bullet with his mouth. So Austin's gun wont work against him.
Raptor_Lord
2007-Jun-08 16:29
Spank you very much versus YA BABY! Powers has a gun.
Rous
2007-Jul-08 21:38
do i make you horney babey?!
qazzaq
2007-Jul-24 11:51
i spent forever trying to decide it has to be ace his but talks
old_skool_only69
2007-Aug-13 21:25
all u fuckers can eat shit, ace rules the world. bumble bee tuna
OlasDchampion
2007-Aug-17 20:22
Mike meyers is ok but is nothing compared to Jimm Carey
alankarel
2007-Sep-14 05:16
I can't stand Austin. >> He has hot friends though.
Clintone
2007-Sep-21 12:44
Jim Carey is good. He stops bullets with his teeth. His talking butt would probably be distracted by Alotta Vigina though.
shadeslayer
2007-Nov-23 04:34
austins never even been wounded
chuck-eatsbabies
2007-Dec-09 10:45
austin has the power of defeatles comody on his side. and he has the power of orgy sex too.
Day_Tripper
2007-Dec-20 21:29
i thinks austin's sex appeal would do the job. does he make you horny, baby, yeah? ;)
GoryFreeman
2007-Dec-21 22:44
I put Austin Powers because he has the same first name as me
Moosman
2008-Jan-01 23:00
Ventura would win
bladeabbey
2008-Jan-10 15:00
i like em both but i go wit jim carrey
Ace himself
2008-Feb-12 00:42
fuck you ace haters, I know dis aint related, but if you want to see daffy duck from the looney tunes swearing, go to youtube and search for looney tunes swearing and go to the one with a picture of daffy ducks head sticking out of the ground.
Ace himself
2008-Feb-12 00:45
to noahdale(the asshole who votes austin) roses are red violets are blue go back and screw austin, threesome with yo mum 2
Ace himself
2008-Feb-12 00:46
bumble bee tuna to you too old skool, bumble bee tuna
ninjapanda
2008-Mar-10 22:22
fuck you ace i saw one of your movies you just let go of that poor rat thingy GO POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!
ninjapanda
2008-Mar-10 22:23
YOU LET IT FALL
ninjapanda
2008-Mar-10 22:23
YOU RAPE KITTIES!!!
ninjapanda
2008-Mar-10 22:26
PLUS POWERS HAS JUDO CHOP DUDE IF=TS FUCKEN JUDO CHOP IT WOW THATS PROBILY A FIST WEPON THATS EPIC!!!! AND DOS 99999999 DMG KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!!
spawn 1233
2008-May-29 20:32
how do u watch vids
shinopwns28
2008-Jun-07 13:25
omg jim carrey is hilarious
spartan3000
2008-Jun-27 06:47
ok if the war on that loser cocoaddict then yo
wolfmancub
2008-Jul-05 05:03
both are dorks and freaks of nature, but ace is funnier, auston powers the movies are funny cuz fat bastard is in it!
wolfmancub
2008-Jul-05 05:07
in a comic contest ace would win fatality, austin might win if he does the judo chop but ace can summon animals to kick his butt draw double fatality! in a mojo fight a draw both stupid but ace is funnier so he would get the chick fatality!
wolfmancub
2008-Jul-05 05:08
therfore ace wins! Fatality! Fatality! Fatality!
playman1
2008-Jul-16 12:25
Ace's Talking Butt would just unleash a mega fart no contest
SliverMeteor
2008-Jul-20 16:01
ACE!

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