
| vs |
| Ace Ventura | Austin Powers |
|---|---|
| Can fight Solved many a crime Bobo (elephant) and other animal friends Talking butt. |
Secret agent Very small gun Mini me Clever Has saved the world. |
| 4662 Votes | 5631 Votes |
| Comments | |
|---|---|
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crazyfrog 2006-Apr-15 15:34 |
talking butt? |
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GHC 2006-Apr-17 18:35 |
go to hell |
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DCW 2006-Apr-20 20:22 |
go austin |
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Arriathan 2006-Apr-22 23:10 |
YA BABY YA |
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bunn78 2006-Apr-25 19:31 |
thats a good showdown |
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swearbear 2006-Apr-28 18:06 |
austin was mini mes enemy which would mean mini me would hurt him ni ace |
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mynameismatt 2006-Apr-30 20:54 |
JUDO CHOP!!! |
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nathster 2006-May-03 11:23 |
Austin with his Mojo intact? No contest! |
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TheEagle899 2006-May-03 17:19 |
That's no woman, thats a man baby... yeah. |
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potatomasher 2006-May-04 08:57 |
austin is a fruit, and ace's animal friends would squash the fruit that is austin |
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DwightGooden 2006-May-04 20:11 |
Ave Ventura would win, that man's on crack. |
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no_russel 2006-May-05 08:39 |
lol |
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ThE bLuE bLuR 2006-May-05 15:13 |
Go Jim Carry!!!! |
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Poop_Scoop 2006-May-05 16:36 |
CARRY WILL DIE! |
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minimi 2006-May-05 17:33 |
minime rulez!!! |
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CDT8 2006-May-06 21:06 |
Never say Carry will die he beat the hell out of that eagle in Pet Detective damn cant spell that |
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Non-partison man 2006-May-09 09:37 |
Mini Me was Austin's friend in the third movie so there. Austin has a gun and mojo, along with whatever hot fem fatale he has with him at the time. Austin would win. |
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bass=life 2006-May-09 14:50 |
hes got a gun... a mojo... and mini me? what could be better |
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thisisanoriginal 2006-May-09 16:00 |
actually in goldmember mini me becomes a good guy swear bear |
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@(*_*)@ 2006-May-09 18:08 |
Austin Powers, Grovy Baby! |
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EddieGuerrero 2006-May-10 19:36 |
i know this doest relate be r.i.p eddie |
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EddieGuerrero 2006-May-10 19:37 |
*i know this dosnt relate but R.I.P eddie* |
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TheNiceOne 2006-May-11 09:32 |
ace ventura rules |
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TheNiceOne 2006-May-11 09:34 |
Austin powers sleeps with anyone but Ace Ventura takes the virginity of young african princess .... who's the man?! |
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country_girl 2006-May-11 09:51 |
i think austin would win secret man of mystery |
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chuckies shoe 2006-May-13 19:14 |
austin would win becouse ace rapes aids infected goats that eat there own testics |
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bechamboy12 2006-May-18 13:17 |
ur all fag bombs |
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Seno_697 2006-May-19 09:22 |
one, austin powers doesnt have mini me, two Ace would kick his fake english ass |
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Sleeping-_-rock 2006-May-19 18:17 |
A pet detective or the horniest man alive?Austin would kick Aces ass with a banger sausage |
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fallen angel 2006-May-20 09:07 |
ace is so gay he sucks balls |
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hi everybody! 2006-May-20 09:56 |
ace will eat all of your babies..... |
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yodaisgod 2006-May-20 14:57 |
They are both so cool! ace is funnier but austin has the mojo baby. I think it's b a draw but considering i had 2 vote i picked austin cos hes british and they kick arse |
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urmomspimp 2006-May-22 08:58 |
ace will fuck ur dad's sons mothers whore whos a guy |
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superchickrox 2006-May-25 11:50 |
austin sucks big cock |
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CheesePuff 2006-May-28 18:13 |
Ace would sic a rihno on Austin, what could austin do, try to hit on the rihno |
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Modyer 2006-Jun-02 10:16 |
"Oh behave" |
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GOMCSOONERS 2006-Jun-02 21:08 |
WAGGA WAGGA WOOO |
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TheEagle899 2006-Jun-03 22:38 |
This is no contest. Austin wins. |
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TheEagle899 2006-Jun-03 22:38 |
Votes don't lie. |
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Kickinitj00 2006-Jun-04 14:35 |
Well if austin wasnt frozen, he could defeat ace, so... austin is in the 60's-70's...so to speak ace's parents were there...austin kills ace's dad, shags his mom ,thus not making ace exist, and spawning mini-me's brother |
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Starwars 2006-Jun-06 13:49 |
Besides James Bond, Austin is the best British playa! |
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ranguas05 2006-Jun-10 00:10 |
yeah baby yeah |
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Jarom 2006-Jun-10 23:03 |
Ace will make music with his with butt and blow austin away |
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soccerweasel 2006-Jun-12 15:19 |
B-E-A-UUUUUUUUUtiful competition, but Ace has the ass to stand a whomping |
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Beaverphant 2006-Jun-13 00:35 |
austin Powers is so gay |
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element 2006-Jun-13 15:14 |
powers=motherF***er |
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xROXASx 2006-Jun-19 05:26 |
aces hair is so cool that it can talk to his own talking butt |
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solidsnake 2006-Jun-25 23:23 |
dude that is a good showdown dude but austin powers would poooon him so bad |
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sleepsalot235 2006-Jun-29 08:51 |
granted, they're both complete shmucks. This my friends is undisputable. However seeing as i'm pretty sure Ace wouldn't even know which end of a gun to point at someone he'd probably wind shooting his balls off and then his animal "friends" would devour |
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sleepsalot235 2006-Jun-29 08:53 |
his dumb ass in some kind of gay-feeding frenzy-orgy. Then Austin powers would go f*ck a goat. (f*ckin brits) |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-01 21:29 |
your all losers |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-01 21:30 |
losers losers get a life losers |
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Starwars 2006-Jul-02 08:13 |
powers fucked your mom last night element this is now war |
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Starwars 2006-Jul-02 08:13 |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-02 16:45 |
i have a life have you ever seen the sun |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-02 16:46 |
cough*loser* |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-02 16:47 |
how many words rime with loser? |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-02 16:48 |
Mario rime with loser |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-02 16:56 |
Your all losers |
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Chilicat 2006-Jul-03 14:50 |
true, but what's wrong with that? |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-03 19:14 |
"Chilicat "nobady likes you. |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-03 19:16 |
"cocoaddict" Nobady likes you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-03 19:17 |
I am the KING of Ultimate Showdown. Austin Powers rules!!!!!!!!! |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-03 19:32 |
u all suck |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-03 22:42 |
Baller Z i know were you live |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-03 22:42 |
loser |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-03 22:44 |
and Baller Z you spend to much time on this loser chat room |
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Lebowski 2006-Jul-04 18:27 |
cocoaddict, you have no friends |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-04 22:25 |
i will shoot you when you sleep |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-04 22:26 |
and hack you to chunks with a hammer |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-04 22:26 |
and pawn you like a nue |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-04 22:28 |
and take you mom out to a nice sea food dinner and never call her again Lebowski |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-05 15:50 |
cocoaddict nobady cares what you think. So leave |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-05 15:59 |
cocoaddict go kill youself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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webby 2006-Jul-06 16:02 |
YA BABY YA!!! |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 17:06 |
i dont know who is the bigger loser you Baller Z or the te |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 17:06 |
i dont know who is the bigger loser you Baller Z or the te |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 17:06 |
that mario gay guy |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 17:10 |
and when you "say u all suck" you look like a loser |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 17:11 |
oh sorry you are a loser |
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TEDDYbear777 2006-Jul-06 19:51 |
ace all the way |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-06 20:54 |
cocoaddict I will lay your white ass out, and the mario freak to. |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-06 20:55 |
bring it on cocoaddict bring it on |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 21:40 |
Baller Z insted of that, how about we send that mario kid craying home to his momy |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-06 21:42 |
OK!!!!!!!!!!! Lets have them cry all the way to his mommy in the sewer. |
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cocoaddict 2006-Jul-06 21:44 |
yaya boy |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-06 21:45 |
LET'S LAY HIS WHITE ASS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-07 08:58 |
Your just jelious because were kicking your ass. |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-07 09:11 |
Go get a blow job from your mom. |
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Darkstalker60123 2006-Jul-07 12:34 |
baller z you got your ass kicked by a blind man |
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Darkstalker60123 2006-Jul-07 12:36 |
I bet when baller z dies his family is gonna throw a party instead of a funeral |
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Starwars 2006-Jul-08 16:16 |
go back to your coco cocoadict and leave us not lossers alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Starwars 2006-Jul-08 16:17 |
I declare war on you and whoever joins me must say yo |
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jrfreek8 2006-Jul-10 17:21 |
ausin has MOJO baby!!! |
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boots 2006-Jul-11 12:06 |
its a tie cuz jim carrey defected 2 the states the bastard |
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boots 2006-Jul-11 12:07 |
but hes still awesome, and mike is canadian, so its all good |
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Baller Z 2006-Jul-11 18:14 |
patthebaker u suck |
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Deathbearer 2006-Jul-14 18:03 |
yo! |
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Deathbearer 2006-Jul-14 18:07 |
reading some of their posts, i've concluded that Baller Z and the cocaine guy are bitches with low self asteem and want to make other ppl feel bad to make themselves feel good, meaning they are the biggest losers and fags i've ever seen the end yay |
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crazyfrog 2006-Jul-17 06:37 |
Ace would win but....he dosnt have a talking butt! he only pretends!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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crazyfrog 2006-Jul-17 06:42 |
Yo! |
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crazyfrog 2006-Jul-17 06:43 |
go Deathbearer |
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2sgs2 2006-Jul-17 09:51 |
A.P. all the way! |
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boots 2006-Jul-17 10:01 |
Jim Carrey is still the best though |
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Raptor 4000 2006-Jul-18 06:50 |
austin powers:shagadellic! |
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FEEFEETHEMEE 2006-Jul-28 17:39 |
Ace would east Austin for breakfast after the lions he sent mauled austin |
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shanslay 2006-Jul-28 22:27 |
yo |
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shanslay 2006-Jul-28 22:28 |
baller z and cocoaddict are now going out p.s baller z is a pussy name |
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shanslay 2006-Jul-28 22:29 |
and cocoaddict can go screw himself |
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shanslay 2006-Jul-28 22:29 |
so stop bothering us and leave |
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captainpancreas 2006-Aug-04 12:48 |
Powers RULES!!!! |
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letsrock039 2006-Aug-07 17:58 |
powers is funny |
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celticwarrior 2006-Aug-08 11:40 |
yea austin wins |
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Grael409 2006-Aug-10 23:30 |
ACE VENTURA > Austin powers |
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Grael409 2006-Aug-10 23:33 |
I have both of the ac ventura movies, and they are HILARIOUS. and iv seen ll the austin powers movies and they're funny too, but ace would win. |
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Grael409 2006-Aug-10 23:33 |
ace* |
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lucivar5678 2006-Aug-11 05:21 |
THIS IS SHIT WHO THE HELL MADE THIS SHIT |
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post post12 2006-Aug-15 10:18 |
two words |
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post post12 2006-Aug-15 10:18 |
Jim |
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post post12 2006-Aug-15 10:18 |
Carey |
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Drunkenmonkey 2006-Aug-15 18:06 |
3 words austin powers |
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guyrs 2006-Aug-16 02:33 |
baller z is a retard and a turd so suck a fat cock whimp |
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theodore_logan 2006-Sep-01 06:06 |
Ace Ventura |
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captainpancreas 2006-Sep-10 15:38 |
AUSTIN POWERS>Ace Ventura |
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martianman 2006-Sep-14 13:06 |
paul sucks |
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skom 2006-Sep-15 19:52 |
ACE VENTURA > austin powers (nothing against austin but i like ace more) |
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Dirge Enigma 2006-Sep-15 20:16 |
austin powers,baby,yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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jackjackflash 2006-Sep-17 12:51 |
Austin POWERS |
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ARF 2006-Sep-17 22:27 |
...okaayy... anyways, YO! and, Austin P0wns ace, man! |
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The White Wolf 2006-Sep-25 11:18 |
Neither one would win! They'd both just dis each other all day and then go pick up chicks. |
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Tatakai Miyuki 2006-Oct-05 18:43 |
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. How are you this afternoon? ALLLLLLLLLRIGHTY THEN! |
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Dragonlord 2006-Oct-10 11:49 |
Austin has a gun |
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Dirge Enigma 2006-Oct-14 22:14 |
But not just any gun it's a brit nano gun |
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noahdale2811 2006-Nov-05 01:59 |
ol' godzilla was hoppin' around |
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noahdale2811 2006-Nov-05 02:00 |
tokyo city like a big playground |
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noahdale2811 2006-Nov-05 02:02 |
go AUSTIN go |
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Jman 2006-Nov-27 07:36 |
Ace caught a bullet in his teeth. Plus he's got the due |
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jrfreek8 2006-Nov-27 17:43 |
and mojo |
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blink4ever 2006-Dec-08 22:05 |
austin powers is sooo much cooler |
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kermitthefrog 2006-Dec-29 08:50 |
ace has a talking butt, come on! how would he not win? |
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Jman 2007-Jan-05 13:42 |
you can't beat the hair man. plus he's got the Miami Dolmans on his side |
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timmer 2007-Jan-12 11:17 |
god, cocoaddict, when you fake a cough and say loser the asterisks go in the sides of cough, not loser, you stupid retard. it is: *cough* loser |
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chrono_maniac 2007-Jan-15 20:38 |
paolo dos remedios of the phillipines sucks aka whiteboy |
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Cornmuffin man 2007-Jan-23 16:43 |
ACE POWNS----monkey attack |
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chrono_maniac 2007-Feb-05 20:45 |
If u read this message u r gay....ass |
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NSCRvsULMSHDN 2007-Feb-19 11:55 |
im sorry but ACE IS THE WORLDS BEST FRIEND! HE HAS PONAGE |
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smoof 2007-Apr-06 22:13 |
hes awsome baby, yeah! |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:23 |
jkfhvnirkfgmvrelfdkhbnvq4roilwefjrseodpasegr[opdfpodindfvjinsdljfkoidd |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:33 |
Dear God, I can't trust my brother on my account for TWO SECONDS before he types gibberish at random!!! |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:35 |
Now I'm stuck on the Wii, and it's too hard to type! |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:36 |
I think he chewed on the wrist strap! |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:38 |
He has his OWN account to ruin! |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:43 |
The sensor bar is too high up! I HATE THIS TV! |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 20:45 |
I am OUTTA here! This is NOT worth the trouble! |
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thefunmen 2007-May-05 19:28 |
r tard |
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Elvegenth 2007-May-31 16:51 |
Once in a car chase, Ace gets shot at and stops the bullet with his mouth. So Austin's gun wont work against him. |
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Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-08 16:29 |
Spank you very much versus YA BABY! Powers has a gun. |
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Rous 2007-Jul-08 21:38 |
do i make you horney babey?! |
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qazzaq 2007-Jul-24 11:51 |
i spent forever trying to decide it has to be ace his but talks |
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old_skool_only69 2007-Aug-13 21:25 |
all u fuckers can eat shit, ace rules the world. bumble bee tuna |
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OlasDchampion 2007-Aug-17 20:22 |
Mike meyers is ok but is nothing compared to Jimm Carey |
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alankarel 2007-Sep-14 05:16 |
I can't stand Austin. >> He has hot friends though. |
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Clintone 2007-Sep-21 12:44 |
Jim Carey is good. He stops bullets with his teeth. His talking butt would probably be distracted by Alotta Vigina though. |
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shadeslayer 2007-Nov-23 04:34 |
austins never even been wounded |
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chuck-eatsbabies 2007-Dec-09 10:45 |
austin has the power of defeatles comody on his side. and he has the power of orgy sex too. |
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Day_Tripper 2007-Dec-20 21:29 |
i thinks austin's sex appeal would do the job. does he make you horny, baby, yeah? ;) |
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GoryFreeman 2007-Dec-21 22:44 |
I put Austin Powers because he has the same first name as me |
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Moosman 2008-Jan-01 23:00 |
Ventura would win |
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bladeabbey 2008-Jan-10 15:00 |
i like em both but i go wit jim carrey |
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Ace himself 2008-Feb-12 00:42 |
fuck you ace haters, I know dis aint related, but if you want to see daffy duck from the looney tunes swearing, go to youtube and search for looney tunes swearing and go to the one with a picture of daffy ducks head sticking out of the ground. |
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Ace himself 2008-Feb-12 00:45 |
to noahdale(the asshole who votes austin) roses are red violets are blue go back and screw austin, threesome with yo mum 2 |
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Ace himself 2008-Feb-12 00:46 |
bumble bee tuna to you too old skool, bumble bee tuna |
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ninjapanda 2008-Mar-10 22:22 |
fuck you ace i saw one of your movies you just let go of that poor rat thingy GO POWERS!!!!!!!!!!! |
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ninjapanda 2008-Mar-10 22:23 |
YOU LET IT FALL |
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ninjapanda 2008-Mar-10 22:23 |
YOU RAPE KITTIES!!! |
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ninjapanda 2008-Mar-10 22:26 |
PLUS POWERS HAS JUDO CHOP DUDE IF=TS FUCKEN JUDO CHOP IT WOW THATS PROBILY A FIST WEPON THATS EPIC!!!! AND DOS 99999999 DMG KICK ASS!!!!!!!!!! |
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spawn 1233 2008-May-29 20:32 |
how do u watch vids |
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shinopwns28 2008-Jun-07 13:25 |
omg jim carrey is hilarious |
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spartan3000 2008-Jun-27 06:47 |
ok if the war on that loser cocoaddict then yo |
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wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 05:03 |
both are dorks and freaks of nature, but ace is funnier, auston powers the movies are funny cuz fat bastard is in it! |
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wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 05:07 |
in a comic contest ace would win fatality, austin might win if he does the judo chop but ace can summon animals to kick his butt draw double fatality! in a mojo fight a draw both stupid but ace is funnier so he would get the chick fatality! |
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wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 05:08 |
therfore ace wins! Fatality! Fatality! Fatality! |
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playman1 2008-Jul-16 12:25 |
Ace's Talking Butt would just unleash a mega fart no contest |
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SliverMeteor 2008-Jul-20 16:01 |
ACE! |