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Aragorn

Ape-men (The Lost World, 1910 novel)	Velociraptors (Jurassic Park I, II & III)
As tall as a man at least double human strength high intelligence brutal hatred towards humans hands on feet good hearing and good eyesight unparalelled in trees but clumsy in the open	10 feet long double human strength high intelligence speed and agility very agressive towards humans large claws on feet reasonable hearing good eyesight and a good sense of smell unparalelled in the open but slower in the trees
827 Votes	4121 Votes

Comments
Sephiroth 2006-Jun-12 17:45	Velociraptors rule. Is that how you spell that though?
afterlord 2006-Jun-19 21:23	apes stink
Go albedo 2006-Jun-23 12:04	thats stupid what are the apes gona do? throw their feces at the raptors
Deathbearer 2006-Jun-25 19:58	Raptors eat the apes.
guyrs 2006-Jun-29 06:58	this pole here is just gay
stry 2006-Jul-08 13:33	velociraptors = meat eaters enough said
The One Freeman 2006-Jul-09 18:51	Raptors ftw
SwordMazter3 2006-Jul-11 10:21	i dont know the rapters have sharp teeth but the apes can throw poop at them wich would humilliate them in to exile but then the rapters would hunt them down and eat them so.........
SwordMazter3 2006-Jul-11 10:21	RAPTERS
blah__2 2006-Jul-11 12:34	the Velociraptors could take out like nine people in 4 seconds oh and it helps that they're really smart
julian 2006-Jul-16 18:25	a T-Rex couldn't kill 9 people in 4 seconds, and forget what u saw in the movies, raptors r retarded, even more retarded than Peter Griffin, Homer Simpson, and Keanu Reeves put together
jrfreek8 2006-Jul-20 15:31	raptors kick ass
rossdude9 2006-Jul-23 16:18	i agree a raptor can kick the shit out o apr men
Go albedo 2006-Jul-23 20:10	they aint dumb in the 1st or 2nd movie it said they have like an IQ of 250+
Go albedo 2006-Jul-23 20:11	enstien or however you spell it only had an IQ of 227
Go albedo 2006-Jul-23 20:13	that makes the raptors practicly smarter than him
masterchiefpwns 2006-Jul-24 00:34	who cares if there smart raptors would still pwn da ape
penguindemon 2006-Jul-26 15:52	raptors eat monkeys for breakfast
The Arbiter 2006-Jul-27 16:31	Real-life raptors are in fact closer to 6 feet long max. They do not have double human strength (1:1 AT MOST). Ape men are most definately smarter and stronger. However, raptors are born to kill and have awesome weapons at their disposal.
The Arbiter 2006-Jul-27 16:31	weapons + pack hunters = dead apes
The Arbiter 2006-Jul-27 16:32	not to mention great speed
crabf9 crabf9 2006-Jul-29 04:53	rapters win cus friend t-rexs and stuff
cryptid 2006-Aug-05 16:37	dinosaurs always kill retarded early humans
undead donkey 2006-Aug-06 12:59	mmm apes!
megashowdown 2006-Aug-06 19:38	1....2....3....NO MORE MONKEY!
bad-boi-baz 2006-Aug-08 10:27	NO MORE MONKEYS!
boots 2006-Aug-08 14:00	Im told i look like a monkey and io would take out those raptors however im sexier than any monkey so the ugly monkeys would lose cause theyre unfun
CoKane 2006-Aug-10 03:27	Raptors. What more needs to be said on the subject?
phazonite 2006-Aug-10 09:26	Seriously
the hitman 2006-Aug-11 16:28	ok im going to say a word and your going to say the first word that comes to mind
the hitman 2006-Aug-11 16:28	happy
the hitman 2006-Aug-11 16:29	ok how about love
the hitman 2006-Aug-11 16:32	ugly
wut! wut! 2006-Aug-11 21:54	apes suck like you're momma
Halo 2006-Aug-12 13:37	LOL APE MEN!! HAHAHAHA VELOCIRAPTORS WILL KILL EM!! HA!Kill em ALL!!
WarriorElite 2006-Aug-12 16:50	Velociraptors rule!!! Apes suck big time dudes.
WarriorElite 2006-Aug-12 16:50	Velociraptors rule!!! Apes suck big time dudes.
Chucknorris213 2006-Aug-12 17:39	apes would die of fucking fright
duck kid 2006-Aug-14 16:11	am i right or wrong? THERE ARE MORE TREES THAN OPEN IN JURASSIC PARK AND IN THE APE MEN BOKK
duck kid 2006-Aug-14 16:11	i mean book
mocha907 2006-Aug-17 16:43	ape men pwn they jump out of trees on the rapters back break there necks and climb back up the trees while the rapters regroup the apes would use there claws and bones as weapons to launch an attack
Auron_01 2006-Aug-26 23:22	raptors pwn stupid shit-throwing apes
The One Freeman 2006-Aug-28 22:43	They are smart shit-throwing apes.
The One Freeman 2006-Aug-28 22:43	their hit ratio goes up by 2
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-29 16:33	you guys suck raptor rule the f**king world retards
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-30 19:00	suck ur moms fucking balls shitheads raptors
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-30 19:00	suck ur moms fucking balls shitheads raptors
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-30 19:00	suck ur moms fucking balls shitheads raptors
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-30 19:00	suck ur moms fucking balls shitheads raptors
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-30 19:00	suck ur moms fucking balls shitheads raptors
raptorsrule 2006-Aug-30 19:00	suck ur moms fucking balls shitheads raptors
mocha907 2006-Sep-01 17:03	well i try to stick to realistic situations and facts and i doubt i would be to far off when i say raptorsrule is a moron
Joster 2006-Oct-17 15:54	dude come on the Ape Men would own em
Go albedo 2006-Oct-19 19:11	ok first raptors do have nearly if not over double human strenght.In first movie it took 2 people to hold it behind the door and he was still getting in.2 if the apes are smarter then how come the raptors learned how to open doors the first few minutes
Go albedo 2006-Oct-19 19:12	that they were introduced to them
Theyoda55 2006-Dec-19 21:47	Grant: You've bred raptors? Scientist: yes. Grant: (fearful look) ME: Raptors could kick a zerg's ass, so y not a bunch of dam dirty apes (doesnt matter from which world, theyre dam dirty apes)
Kratospwnsall 2006-Dec-21 14:25	RAPTERS FUCKIN RULE! WHY DOSNET ANYONE PUT LIKE "RAPTERS vs. Predator" thats a better fight
mocha-907 2006-Dec-21 19:51	wow a dog can opena door the apes are way smarter than the raptors and alot more adaptive lets say it looks like the king kong dino fight only tagteam style
Kratospwnsall 2006-Dec-22 18:17	What do the apes have? Spears? Rapters are bold enough to take on a T-rex (T-rex should have won that fight with the spino. Spino sucks) Rapters kill people with semi auto machine guns. THAT says somthing.
bluefire147 2007-Feb-08 17:17	rapters will eat the aoe alive
jmiester25 2007-Mar-08 19:28	Veloceraptors ROCK
Cat_Joe 2007-Jun-08 01:06	Apes=YUK Veloceraptors=YAY
Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-10 07:55	I've read all these books 3 thimes each, and seen Jurassic Parks 1, 2, and 3 over 13 times each. I think it's safe to say that I know that the Velociraptors would efinitely win.
Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-10 08:01	And by the way, Kratospwnsall, Spino ROCKS!!!!!!
Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-10 08:03	You know what? in honor of the raptors, i will change my name to Raptor_Lord. Don't worry, the Icon will return!
Blackbrachio 2007-Sep-04 18:30	GO RAPTORS!!! Of course Raptors against all of the other dinosaurs eh....
shadeslayer 2007-Sep-07 08:05	velocoraptors(correct spelling) are way to fast and agile for ape men anywere
shadeslayer 2007-Sep-07 08:07	watch a jursic park movie and see how they hit! if they were killing for the fight rather than food they would be even faster on that
shadeslayer 2007-Sep-07 08:10	(to krato spill)DICK HEAD!!!!!!! the Spinosaurus Egypticus won that fight fair and square because it had arms and brains using them to snap the t-rexes neck
shadeslayer 2007-Sep-07 08:11	but scientist belive spinosaurids (the genus) ate fish so yeh it was still kind o dumb
shadeslayer 2007-Sep-07 08:12	the genus is the evolutionary group
godofnoobs 2007-Nov-16 18:19	they should make a world where raptors r at top of food chain o.O wait they alrdy did jurassic park :P
kermitthefrog 2007-Dec-25 17:53	the monkeys would get eaten alive
bladeabbey 2008-Jan-09 12:06	Well let me fink....hhmmm....ummm....RAPTERS!!
bladeabbey 2008-Jan-09 12:07	3..2..1..BAM ded stinky minkys
Destroyah 2008-Jan-16 14:06	Raptors dominate. Always.
keyjin 2008-Feb-07 03:37	but like i siad in previos votes it all comes down to the landscape
thatoneguy 2008-Mar-04 20:00	But Apes Have aposable thumbs. On their feet. But, then again... Raptors can always run up to 120 Mph... so I'm going with Raptors
thatoneguy 2008-Mar-04 20:01	Why would raptors need to go in to the trees anyway?
wulfie 2008-Mar-24 13:06	im wit destroyah
The White Wolf 2008-Apr-10 08:11	Apes would win if the fight is in a forest but out in the open its the raptors turf. Apes are stronger, smarter, and can use weapons but raptors are much faster, have fangs and claws, and aren't totally stupid so it would be a glorious battle.
alexwars1 2008-May-15 22:46	The apes strafed through the forest, ever wary. they knew the raptors were near. thet could sense it. then, they attacked. the apes were cought by suprise, but were not off gaurd. but the raptors numbers felled even the mitiest warriors.
teh_master_chief 2008-May-20 18:12	Raptors were more like 6 feet long, and weighed less than 100 lbs. Apes weight, what, 500+ lbs? I don't see what the raptors could possibly do to the apes that can kill them before the apes smash their skulls apart with their big ass muscles.
shadeslayer 2008-Jul-17 06:34	o comon the raptors would have to be at least 450 pounds. they are like 3 times the size of a human

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