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| Gordon Freeman | James Bond |
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| Scientist Several Weapons Saved the world Has a Crowbar |
Secret Agent 9mm Pistol Saved the world Chick Magnet |
| 82 Votes | 111 Votes |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-05 16:45 |
Wow, whichever 2 people voted James Bond must be pretty ignorant. A Dark Energy Gravity Gun would instantly disintegrate Bond, down to every single atom. Gordon's Pulse Rifle is more than a match for any of Bond's weapons, being of Combine origin and thus |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-05 16:46 |
of significantly higher technology. A Gauss Gun is basically a sniper rifle (or cannon) on the level of the Spartan Laser in terms of power, and Gordon, being a good shot, would destroy Bond from a huge distance away. There's no way any of Bond's little |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-05 16:46 |
weapons or gadgets can win. |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-07 14:12 |
Not to mention, Gordon can use the Dark Energy Gravity Gun can also pick up large objects that weigh tons and use them as shields against Bond's weapons. |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-07 14:14 |
The DEGG also energizes whatever object it picks up, so that whoever gets hit by that energized object is instantly disintegrated. By that method, even a little rock shot at Bond's hand will instantly kill him. |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-07 14:15 |
Even in terms of badass-edness, Gordon wins. One word: crowbar. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-07 17:27 |
If we're talking badassness then i'm willing to debate seeing as I have seen all the Bond movies. Gordon has never ever gotten a Chick and he's a scientist, Bond has like 30 and he is a Secret Agent, how is a Crowbar going to get Gordon above something |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-07 17:28 |
like THAT. James Bond has saved the World aswell so don't bring Gordon's way with that up. |
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The Higg 2008-Jun-07 20:28 |
If James Bond can get to his car (outfitted with all the latest gadgets from Q), James Bond will win handily. |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-08 10:08 |
Well, Gordon gets Alyx without saying a single word. He's that good with the ladies ;). |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-08 10:11 |
As for "saving the world", Gordon saved the entire dimension when he destroyed Breen's Dark Energy Fusion Reactor. That's more than saving the world. Higg, Gordon's Dark Grav Gun will completely annihilate Bond's Aston Martin. There's no way Bond can win, |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-08 10:11 |
combat-wise. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-08 17:50 |
Alyx?...Well Bond has like 30... I can't name them all but you get the idea, also Bond has a sweet Car, alot of stuff in his watch, etc. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-08 17:56 |
Also after remembering my Bond game for Gamecube called "Nightfire" I actually believe bond has a chance of winning in this fight. I forgot what the weapon was called but it's like the Gauss Gun/Spartan Laser though it has no delay... I can guess Gordon |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-08 17:57 |
would have quite a bit of trouble dodging Bond's own laser. Also the laser's second mode has a 10 second delay but when it's fully charge it affects a mass area so even if Gordon just dodges it, he will be caught in the Plasma explosion. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-08 19:15 |
(I guess the first mode isnt as powerful as the Spartan Laser or Gauss though) |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-10 16:43 |
I think you're referring to the Samurai (yeah, I've played Nightfire, and it was pretty garbage). The standard fire of the Samurai wasn't at all that powerful if it couldn't kill unarmoured people in 1 hit without a headshot. |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-10 16:45 |
Gordon has very high quality armor in the form of his HEV suit, so a normal Samurai shot isn't anywhere near penetrating his armor. Gordon could also just pick up a huge rock like 100 tons heavy and use it for a little protection against the Samurai's |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-10 16:46 |
overcharge. While the Samurai's cooling down, Gordon could either: a) launch that rock at Bond and crush him, or, b) take out his Gauss Gun and snipe Bond. |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-10 16:46 |
And last time I checked, a gimmicky-watch can't touch a crowbar in terms of badassedness. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-10 22:33 |
Yeah, Good point, Nightfire was crap, the quality sucked and headshots dont work when someone wears bodyarmor. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-10 22:38 |
James Bond has like over 30 Classy Sexy Cars, he has a British Accent, he has over 30 chicks. Crowbars cannot be compared. |
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PandaWarrior 2008-Jun-13 16:39 |
Are you kidding? Nightfire was great! Everything or Nothing, while good, was overrated. Nightfire was this little game in the corner that was actually great. But Gordon wins because of the Gravity Gun. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-16 00:00 |
You don't have to bring the Gravity Gun up here. It works only in close-range while James Bond is a professional spy who is experienced at approaching someone at long range. He'd need to use the Gauss gun or something. |
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Kennedy 2008-Jun-22 03:09 |
dont say that bond is winning cause he could take 50 armed men in a single shot with the AR2 |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-23 00:43 |
Nobody did >______> |
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teh_master_chief 2008-Jun-23 19:50 |
Oh yeah those AR2 power core rounds were goddamn amazing. HL2 had some of the best physics for its day. |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-29 05:06 |
Bond still wins in coolness. |
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Gantz 2008-Jun-30 19:16 |
in terms of a one-on-one fight with no impediments and barriars, Freeman would dominate with his advanced weaponary, not his pansy crowbar. but in every other aspect, Bond is superior. |
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clear12 2008-Jul-05 10:37 |
did bond ever an army of zombies,combine synths,headcrabs,antlions,xenians,tanks,copters,getting shot at,fighting with low ammo,fighting alien technology and still don`t utter any sound or not just saving the world but other dimensions as well? |
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clear12 2008-Jul-05 10:42 |
if nobody answers me in 3 days I`ll say bond sucks even though he gets the babes... |
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PandaWarrior 2008-Jul-08 18:18 |
He had an army of ninjas once. |
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PandaWarrior 2008-Jul-08 18:19 |
Bond probably is cooler because from what I have seen, Gordon isn't characterized well. But Gordon is more high tech... and has the Gravity Gun. |
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Kennedy 2008-Jul-09 02:52 |
i dont see how james wins ppl vote for who is cooler |
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Mikey8901 2008-Jul-17 21:07 |
WHAT THE HELL GORDON FREEMAN CAN TURN JAMES BOND INTO A FUCKING RAGDOLL. WITH THE CLICK OF A BUTTON |
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Kennedy 2008-Jul-20 03:41 |
ya he can you twit its called a "gun" ever heard of it ? |
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