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| R2-D2 | C3-PO |
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| Loud Beeps Understands Every Language Helps Fly X-Wings |
Has a British Accent Is made of Gold |
| 12206 Votes | 1821 Votes |
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Denominator 2006-Apr-11 01:25 |
what the hell does C3-PO even do.... |
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Scythe 2006-Apr-18 21:44 |
lol i know! |
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Warpstarkirby 2006-May-03 21:31 |
R2-D2 is rad. |
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~float~ 2006-May-31 18:49 |
r2-d2 fo sho |
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jd_92_11 2006-May-31 22:10 |
c3-po what he fuck he would get owned |
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advancedgamer14 2006-Jun-04 12:33 |
how does a robot even get an accent |
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ace1570 2006-Jun-06 20:26 |
r2-d2 would cyber pwn him |
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element 2006-Jun-12 21:06 |
r2d2 would own c3po |
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grah 2006-Jun-15 13:46 |
C3-PO has a body that can walk. But he is rather clumsy.... |
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yodaisgod 2006-Jun-21 11:20 |
R2D2 has that wheel wich makes him move quickly. C3PO does shit all |
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Devtyki 2006-Jul-16 15:46 |
lol i made this one and i think r2d2 wud win |
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crabf9 crabf9 2006-Jul-28 15:21 |
s |
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crabf9 crabf9 2006-Jul-28 15:21 |
starwars rocks R2 rocks C3-P0does to but R2 will win |
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Deadpool 2006-Aug-26 23:57 |
Well...since C-3PO can't really put up a fight, R2 wins. He'd disassemble him. I can't see why THESE TWO would fight however. lol |
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kitten 2006-Aug-30 22:05 |
c3po is gold |
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Revan 2006-Sep-06 20:31 |
is this even a contest? |
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polakchick 2006-Oct-19 13:53 |
C3PO can't even move his arms around, R2D2 can fly, set things on fire, and fix any type of craft. He would OWN 3PO! |
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1313Jr.1313 2007-Feb-16 19:48 |
dude, c3po's british accent would own r2d2 just on it's own |
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ULH 7777 2007-Feb-21 16:40 |
Ya, I agree w Deadpool |
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cdore 2007-Feb-26 12:43 |
I agree R2 D2 will totally crush c3po |
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rew851srt 2007-Feb-28 16:54 |
r2r d2 can drop bombs but they dont say it |
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Puglover1 2007-Mar-01 00:06 |
R2-D2 can shut his systems offline and just drag him to the side of a cliff and push him over. |
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Derkin_no1 2007-Mar-03 20:47 |
R2 is awsome and he can carry light sabers and open doors, shock ugly aliens................ETC. The list just keeps going and going and going and going |
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blazer 2007-Mar-06 17:37 |
R2D2 is groovy.....Kiks ass dude |
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poopie 2007-Mar-06 23:48 |
R2d2 is so much better then that pease of junk |
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lil white rabbit 2007-Mar-08 11:05 |
c3po is gay but he cant rape u coz he has no willy |
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happybunny 2007-Mar-23 20:59 |
3po does nothing cept get in the way |
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HysterX 2007-Apr-07 14:24 |
C3p0 can't fight worth crud! |
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JJfox123 2007-Apr-08 03:24 |
oyur all gay r2 d2 and c3po are friends and 2 they fight some one like jonny 5 or the t 1000 |
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VASH1291 2007-Apr-08 12:45 |
Go R2 D2 upload porn into C3PO = C3PO gets a big one = KO = R2 D2 Wins |
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Rodan 2007-Apr-11 09:21 |
R2-D2 got heavy weaponry, while C3PO got an actual voice, so R2 wins... |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 18:58 |
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm not alone on this one at least. |
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UchihaMadara 2007-Apr-17 19:00 |
R2 can actually throw a punch and 3PO just complains24/7! |
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Mr.Rofl 2007-Apr-20 08:17 |
C3PO got pwnd |
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Linkgod16 2007-Apr-21 16:21 |
r2 d2 could just hop in his ship and blast cpos ass |
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Zach masta 2007-Apr-21 22:28 |
r2 d2 is awesome but his secret is he can groove and dance until c3po's head blows up. |
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Joopa 2007-Apr-22 10:14 |
no contest. did you see R2 wreck those droids in episode 3 |
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mattiuscn 2007-May-05 13:28 |
R2 disables da homo |
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mattiuscn 2007-May-05 13:29 |
then pushes him off a cliff |
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Mr.Haze 2007-May-07 22:26 |
dude r2-d2 has a lazer cannon all C3-PO has is the ability to...ummm...nuthing C3-PO sucks |
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IronLizard12 2007-May-08 09:39 |
R2D2 would own him becouse C3P0 has no way of fighting what so ever all he could do is bore R2D2 to death but R2 would disable/destroy him before he evens finishes his first sentance. |
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Fretless 2007-May-08 20:52 |
R2D2 has more built-in tools than C3PO, and when it comes down to it, D2 is faster than PO. |
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Dan the man 2007-May-13 20:44 |
Well the HK droids in Star Wars: The Knights of the Old Republic 1 and 2 are kinda like C3-PO and they are beast but C3-PO is still kinda a pussy since Anakin made him and Anakin is a dumbass and doesnt know how to do shit...R2-D2 wins. |
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rain 2007-May-17 20:40 |
The thing is, C-3PO could tell somebody else (anybody else who speaks his six million forms of communications) to destroy R2-D2. |
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rain 2007-May-17 20:42 |
If R2-D2 tried to do that, whoever he was talking to would just say, "What the hell are you saying; I don't understand Astromech Bleepish. Get your built-in probe away from my genital area." Then that person would shoot R2 right in the eye. |
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rain 2007-May-17 20:43 |
Then R2-D2 would say, "waaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooo!!!" |
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The_Yeti 2007-May-20 02:34 |
lmao |
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mangafreak 2007-May-20 12:20 |
they are friends but artoo can fry droid asss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 |
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Legacy of Phunk 2007-May-21 06:34 |
Beep bwoop bow. That's all I've got to say. |
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american_hitman 2007-May-22 21:36 |
R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2-- |
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american_hitman 2007-May-22 21:37 |
R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2-- |
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american_hitman 2007-May-22 21:37 |
R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2-D2--R2- |
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american_hitman 2007-May-22 21:38 |
just getting my point across. C3PO doesnt do SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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aqorn 2007-May-24 16:10 |
3PO is a bitch! |
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mattiuscn 2007-May-27 09:48 |
Artoo RULES! |
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mattiuscn 2007-May-27 09:48 |
C3PO is a homo 2 |
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facelessmaster 2007-May-31 13:34 |
R2 is a flying toolbox with a tazer lance. C3PO is as straight as a cinnamon bun |
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facelessmaster 2007-May-31 13:35 |
Why would someone build a gay droid anyway. Wait. I don't want to know. |
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Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-05 20:25 |
All I have to say here... R2D2 rocks British-Robo socks. |
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Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-07 17:38 |
I also would like to add this question: WHO VOTES FOR C3-P0!?!? |
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rain 2007-Jun-08 10:28 |
CAPITAL LETTERS MAKE ME SOUND TOUGH. So does extra punctuation!!!!! |
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tictac 2007-Jun-08 11:10 |
r2d2 is an astromech droid and c3po is a protocol droid , meanin r2 flys and can squirt oil then set things on firewith it ,3po just walks about and has an anoyin voice its obviuos r2 will win |
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tictac 2007-Jun-08 11:11 |
then again c3po could win a fight by boring orannoying |
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Raptor_Lord 2007-Jun-09 08:24 |
rain, you have just angered the wrath of the DEMON LORD. |
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Showdown Man 2007-Jun-11 18:45 |
people watch the movie. C3P0 sucks |
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Ultimate_Shadow 2007-Jun-14 11:28 |
R2>C3-gay-0 |
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thejerm333 2007-Jun-14 17:14 |
Totally agree with tictac |
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sleepy_hallow 2007-Jun-25 12:18 |
c3-po is just amega douchebag |
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ryo 2007-Jun-27 00:00 |
C3PO would be too busy talking about how impolite it is to beat people up to fight. |
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Tallfire 2007-Jun-28 18:23 |
R2 would probably win. (Tasers, flame throwers, oil slicks) Would be funny if someone did an HK-47 vs C3-P0 one. (I will try to make it) |
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chub chub 2007-Jun-30 19:28 |
r2-d2 got his name from a sound file i think..... |
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holmd90 2007-Jul-03 21:39 |
BEEPITY_BOOP_BOOP_BOPBIP_WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!, artoo is god and C3P0 is a retard!!! nuff said? |
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shadeslayer 2007-Jul-08 08:15 |
R2 is made of steel an inch thick and 3PO 1mm thick with a gold finish.R2has oil slick,fast moving, tazer,rocket bostersetc... |
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shadeslayer 2007-Jul-08 08:16 |
3PO has slow shaky movement and extensive language knowlage |
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shadeslayer 2007-Jul-08 08:16 |
R2 WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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reality1212 2007-Jul-08 19:37 |
c-3po WOULD GET SHOCKED THAN BURNT BY r2 IN THE TIME 3PO COULD MOVE HIS ARM TOWARD r2 |
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reality1212 2007-Jul-09 16:18 |
and faster than he can say st op you bioch |
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jed-s 2007-Jul-11 13:32 |
R2-D2 all the damn way man |
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sdog 2007-Jul-20 16:03 |
r2 rould shock his butt |
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sdog 2007-Jul-20 16:04 |
I mean would shock his butt |
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guyon1 2007-Jul-26 02:24 |
r2d2 can reaper himself and his small and usefull (just cute ={D) |
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spartan001 2007-Jul-26 20:42 |
Yeah and he would just do what he did in SW3 to the two super battle droids squirt him with oil and set um on fire. KABLOOOOM!!!!!!! battles over. |
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rain 2007-Jul-31 14:08 |
Runescape, stop trying to get attention. |
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Unknown Soldier 2007-Aug-07 01:48 |
R2-D2 is teh shiznet |
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facelessmaster 2007-Aug-08 09:59 |
these aren't the droids we're looking for |
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old_skool_only69 2007-Aug-10 06:40 |
Fuck you kids are a bunch of cock holsters. pull your dicks out of each others asses and grow up. fuck heads |
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shadeslayer 2007-Aug-21 06:01 |
RAIN WAS REFERING TO ME ITS JUST MY NAME GOT CHANGED |
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shadeslayer 2007-Aug-21 06:04 |
old_skool_only69 can go 69 with himself |
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The Fear 2007-Aug-21 10:42 |
3PO's off-button is on his shouler, so R2 would never reach it. 3PO would push R2's off-button and the battle is won. |
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TayRoc 2007-Sep-05 22:51 |
point number 1: R2 has rocket jumpy majigs, he can easily reach C-3P0's shoulder. or just burn his face. point number 2: R2 is made of some sort of vacuum resistant alloy that allows him to go into space. C-3P0 is made of brass. |
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TayRoc 2007-Sep-05 22:52 |
brass<some sort of vacuum resistant alloy |
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TayRoc 2007-Sep-05 22:52 |
also, R2 has better welds. you have to have better welds |
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crypto 2007-Sep-08 20:23 |
to rain:ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?WHY WOULD ANYONE IN THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE LISTEN TO A GAY DROID!?R-2 WOULD DISABLE HIM,THEN HE WOULD OPEN UP HIS CASIN,AND THEN HE WOULD FRY IT AND POUR OIL OVER IT AND THEN BURN HIM TO CRISP!...god! |
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crypto 2007-Sep-08 20:25 |
i meant to say casing and that he would fry and pour oil on his circuits |
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darklight 2007-Sep-12 14:24 |
lets see the action of both... R2D2 saved many times the lives of the heroes... destroyed in the movies about 15 droids, now C-3PO: he is GAY doesn't do anything and it's only use ever was, that the ewoks (little teddy things) saw him as a god... |
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penguindemon 2007-Sep-12 18:43 |
C3-PO surrenders...... |
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Clintone 2007-Sep-18 11:52 |
R2D2 doesn't need arms to beat C3-PO, or legs for that matter. |
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Clintone 2007-Sep-26 11:38 |
I can't believe R2D2 only won by 6 to 1. |
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Sythe12 2007-Sep-30 18:20 |
What a stupid question, DDDDAAAAA R2-D2 |
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LordKhabal 2007-Oct-20 01:35 |
R2-D2 at least has a weapon built into him. 3PO just walks around praying that people don't shoot him. |
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buffy 2007-Oct-27 13:14 |
gold=conductor r2=shock arm shock arm+conductor=death to c3p0 |
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buffy 2007-Oct-30 17:40 |
ok bad punctuation..sorry. gold is a conductor. r2 has a shock arm. he shocks gold c3 and c3 dies |
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sabre 2007-Nov-21 22:37 |
C3P0 is gay.... |
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Yu'shaa 2007-Dec-04 10:08 |
R2d2 will zap goldenrod (now lightning rod) with his electric bolt! ZAP! |
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origamimachine 2007-Dec-04 23:24 |
This would be just about the most one-sided battle ever. R2 owns. |
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GoryFreeman 2007-Dec-22 15:49 |
I hate C3-PO id also like to see R2D2 set him on fire with that spilling oil and jetpacks thing he did in episode 3 |
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extremekd 2007-Dec-28 10:14 |
c3-po do whatever you say......, he could just tell him to jump off a cliff |
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Mariofan 2007-Dec-31 22:56 |
i wonder which idiots voted for C3-PO |
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The Dark Ace 2008-Jan-01 09:10 |
R2-D2 Would just nock clumsy old C3-PO over |
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mew4ever23 2008-Jan-01 11:58 |
R2-D2 for the win, 'Cause you know C-3PO Doesn't actually do anything even the slightest bit helpful. |
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perseus 2008-Jan-05 02:36 |
chuck eats babies |
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Moosman 2008-Jan-10 15:54 |
R2D2 would Teabag C3PO... or maybe the other way around... either way R2D2 would win. |
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THE ANGEL OF THE LORD 2008-Jan-11 13:48 |
R2-D2 would get his zapper and keep zappin his dick till he died |
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Kezzaaaaaaaaah 2008-Jan-14 13:04 |
C3PO could just kick over R2 and then run away before he had a chance! |
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Kezzaaaaaaaaah 2008-Jan-14 13:23 |
Yeh.... C3PO kicks ass! |
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DeathArtist 2008-Jan-14 22:19 |
blip beep boop beep *flamethrower* |
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shadeslayer 2008-Feb-02 20:35 |
ok.... R2 hase 10 000 votes and 3-PO has 1500 |
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sharkbane 2008-Feb-05 14:15 |
R2 has rockets so he can fly, a flamethrower and a taser PWNAGE |
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slappypwnzor 2008-Feb-13 15:53 |
R2 would just melt C3-P0's ass off with his foot rockets |
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thedarknight39 2008-Feb-13 20:44 |
3-PO wouldnt fight (though it would be TERRIFYING if he just lost it and killed everyone) and R2 is a smart ass. R2 kicks ass! |
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jpmatrix 2008-Feb-23 08:13 |
r2d2 has been secretly gay for the last 20yrs. Cp30 loves sucking gold members |
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j-bear123 2008-Mar-02 11:47 |
r2d2, no contests, he can kick ass when he has to |
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spartan3000 2008-Apr-11 20:16 |
I SAY THAT R2D2 CAN PWN C3PO BY FLYING INTO HIS FACE AND SHOWING HIM HIS DICK UNTIL C3 THREW HIM DOWN THEN R2D2 GETS PISSED AND TAKES OUT A LIGHTSABER AND PWNS C3PO'S ASS |
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jaxsen with an X 2008-Apr-30 16:59 |
they are both fag robots, so they would just cry........fuckin fags |
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spartan3000 2008-May-03 12:33 |
R2-D2 is not a fag hes cool and i say beep boop bop bweeeeeep (lightsaber pwnage!!!) |
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bobman bobman 2008-May-09 19:38 |
ur all mofos |
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New sooner 2008-May-12 19:57 |
c3po is about to get some shuting off and fire and cliff death |
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Captain Rex 2008-May-19 10:34 |
I'm watching this fight in my head. the winner doesn't matter. this fight is pointless. |
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Captain Rex 2008-May-19 10:37 |
...well i guess all these fights are pointless, arent they?... |
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Captain Rex 2008-May-19 10:37 |
in that case, LET THE FIGHT CONTINUE! |
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Captain Rex 2008-May-19 10:38 |
MORTAL COMBAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Captain Rex 2008-May-19 15:23 |
now its time for some subliminal messaging. |
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Captain Rex 2008-May-19 15:23 |
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!killyourfriends!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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alexwars1 2008-May-20 17:25 |
C3PO is NOT made of gold. he is made of fools gold because he is a fool. HAHAHHAHA! R2D2 would do what he did to those super battle droids in episode 3 |
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alexwars1 2008-May-20 17:30 |
ie set them on fire and make them explode |
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da muffin man 2008-May-22 14:34 |
beeps make me laugh |
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#1Ninja 2008-May-23 15:12 |
*beep* *beep* C3PO explodes. |
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Worf 2008-May-31 13:20 |
Good job fucktards. You made the damn screen to fucking big. >_> And how the fucking hell is gay ass golden boy in the lead?! Also.....C3-PO is gold PLATED not built from it. And he does not have a fucking accent! |
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godzillasmydad 2008-Jun-02 17:49 |
R2 would just annoy the fuckin crap out of fuckin C3PO and then fuckin pour fuckin oil on fuckin him and set him on fuckin fire!!! Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck |
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Mu La Flaga 2008-Jun-03 14:43 |
R2-D2 is one of the lamest overrated Starwars creations ever. I liked C3PO better. |
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gangstergodzilla 2008-Jun-29 12:37 |
kk i dont kno wat to pick they both suck at fight so idk? |
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PoweRangerChick 2008-Jun-30 11:51 |
uhmm r2 d2 c3po cant even talk!! |
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darthminimal 2008-Jul-17 13:44 |
R2 cuz c3po would do is say somthing retarded like im a *pacifist* so lets fight (he really said Luinguist and had a with words at the end but r2 needs his ears cleaned out so he heard it rong. |
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screwyou 2008-Jul-21 12:16 |
fuck 3po |
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xbig man 2008-Aug-03 12:56 |
R2-D2 would blackmail Darth Vader and threat to tell everyone that that he almost killed his pregnent wife.Then he'd tell Vader to Zap C3PO and kill him.Then tell everone that Vader almos killed his pregnant wife because R2-D2 has a 2nd life of EVIL |
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killasaurus 2008-Aug-04 00:41 |
no contest |
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Mad Max Fool 2008-Aug-04 10:44 |
R2 D2 hello he is the man or droid lol |
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ganon4111 2008-Aug-18 16:13 |
r2d2 would just stun 3cpo and then lock him in a room only he could acses, or stun then fly him off a cliff |
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