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Captain Marvel

Ace Ventura	Indiana Jones
a great vet hasn't a clue of what he's doing	watch out for the long thing, especially when it hits you - hard
2447 Votes	5146 Votes

Comments
crazyfrog 2006-Apr-15 15:33	wtf what long thing?
Tigerblade 2006-Apr-22 15:36	Do you mean his whip? regardless Indy could take Ace. allllrgihty then.
indiana_jones2 2006-May-04 13:33	Indiana jones would stomp all over ace ventura
ThE bLuE bLuR 2006-May-05 15:11	Are you kidding me? Ace was acted out by Jim Carry! 'Nuff said.
Non-partison man 2006-May-08 09:23	Being played by Jim Carry doesn't make him stronger. "'Nuff said."
bearerofdeath 2006-May-13 10:44	ace rulez indiana suckz ballz
Shinnanagone 2006-May-20 10:53	Indianna would just whip Carry's ass, I mean carry is funny but when was the last time he fought Nazis? hes a little rusty
idemonhunter 2006-May-20 15:05	He saw godzilla sneakin up from behind and he reqached for his gun which he just couldent find oh yea
idemonhunter 2006-May-20 15:06	reached
pieman 2006-May-20 23:57	indiana jones made lincoln trip
0wnag3 2006-May-21 21:55	Ace Ventura can call upon any non-human, non-plant living organism to fight for him. He should win.
gameking541 2006-May-23 07:24	red is red black is black im the one who took all ur crack
bearerofdeath 2006-May-23 19:05	ace is da man so fuck all yall non suporter's
superchickrox 2006-May-24 06:43	fuck indiana jones all he has a whip god he sucks
thedude 2006-May-25 00:31	And a gun you idiot, he has a gun too!
bearerofdeath 2006-May-27 14:17	so ace cought a bullet in his teeth u reatrd
ThE bLuE bLuR 2006-Jun-01 09:17	hi, bearerofdeath. u mispelled "reatrd".
advancedgamer14 2006-Jun-02 20:03	ace can summon snakes
peanutshell 2006-Jun-03 17:23	reheheheheheheheally?
Starwars 2006-Jun-06 18:08	since I dont know who ace is and ID is a pussy I'll go with ace
COD2ACE 2006-Jun-09 15:40	indiana.can.never.find.his.gun.anyway!!
Gus 2006-Jun-11 12:56	because batman stole and he shot and he missed, then jackie chan deflected it with his fist
spider 2006-Jun-13 23:44	star wars its IJ not ID
bechamboy12 2006-Jun-16 12:50	indiana jones is a pansy, hes afraid of snakes for crying out loud
xROXASx 2006-Jun-19 05:37	he is cool wit his unas and saving stuf nes...yeah who farted?
xROXASx 2006-Jun-19 05:38	oops i meant he is cool woth his gunus and his saving the dayness and yeah who the hell farted cuz man it smells! xO
xROXASx 2006-Jun-19 05:39	guns*
yamz 2006-Jun-19 21:16	snakes are his only fear...
yamz 2006-Jun-19 21:17	That means hes not scared or chuck norris... omg
Deathbearer 2006-Jun-26 19:51	Ace could use snakes against him
Rynocerous 2006-Jun-27 01:22	Ace would just say some funny shit, and when Indy was laughing, he'd slit his throat with a cat food lid.
pwks18 2006-Jun-29 10:30	okay first of all what the hell is the long thing and second of all whatever it is indiana would kill somebody with it prolly
Chilicat 2006-Jul-03 14:51	ffwatchoo. (my sad attempt at a whip-sound) :'(
Baller Z 2006-Jul-03 19:36	u all suck
webby 2006-Jul-04 17:51	silly gooses jks im not gay any way indy
cocoaddict 2006-Jul-04 22:41	what the hell?
cocoaddict 2006-Jul-05 10:52	again, what the hell?
UncolaMan_99 2006-Jul-09 19:17	Jim Carry is pretty tough, but he's busy. They'd get some watered-down lookalike to fight Indy.
agentCDE 2006-Jul-14 06:16	Indy would stomp all over said lookalike too.
pineapple 2006-Jul-15 10:30	ace kicks @$$
LGMalz06 2006-Jul-31 12:27	Ace Ventura. Annoying quotes. Indiana? A whip and a gun, and can fight. I wonder who I am taking in this one...
qwerty_sayre 2006-Aug-11 15:10	haha, i guess you guys are related some how then
SQUIRRELY WRATH! 2006-Aug-26 20:21	In any logcical way I say Indiana Jones would kick Ace Ventura's ass to mars!!!!
OBIWANCANBLOWME 2006-Aug-27 21:33	indy wins, i mean come on he survived a kick to the balls from chuck norris, either he doesnt got balls or hes a fucking beast
OBIWANCANBLOWME 2006-Aug-27 21:33	woot!
mistuh griddlez 2006-Aug-30 00:49	ace ventura only has one good thing (his slinky!) while indiana jones is just cooler (ace ventura wasn't in the song now was he?)
theodore_logan 2006-Sep-01 06:06	Ace Ventura
OBIWANCANBLOWME 2006-Sep-01 13:54	I TOOK YOUR FUCKING TEST, AND I GOT. TEH ALMIGHTY AMAZING DILDONI, ALL WILL BOW TO HIS COCK! BOW BOW BOW YOU CHODEMUFFINTURDASSCUMGUZZLINGWHOREBITCHCHILD
Deathbearer 2006-Sep-07 20:26	u have a cock? ROFLMAO YEAH RIGHT!!
LAHARL_EATS_MONKEY_SHIT 2006-Sep-26 22:00	"...Who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones, into the crotch of Indiana Jones"
I don't Care 2006-Oct-04 18:06	What the Hell is wrong with you Ace!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
TheBeardOfZeus 2006-Dec-14 06:08	Indiana Jones is rock hard, and if Ace got the better of Him, his rock hard Dad (Sean Connery, yeah thats right, james fucking bond!) would step in and get rowdey on aces ass!
MONKEYS IN ME!!! 2007-Mar-25 11:22	INDIANA JONES WOULD TAKE HIM OUT WITH HIS WHIP
cheetachaser 2007-Jun-28 06:59	Indiana also drank from the cup of life, and is immortal.
spartan001 2007-Jul-26 20:49	cheetachaser he is not immortal realy in the movie it just heald his dad SEAN CONNERY ROCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but thats all, and ace would just command the animals to come and pick Dr. Jones' bones apart.
spartan001 2007-Jul-26 21:06	In the words of shorty ( No time for love Dr. Jones)
kaleidokashikoi 2007-Aug-05 22:44	indiana would win.no wait... indiana already won.
Deidara_Dude 2007-Aug-15 12:57	Indy owns! End of story.
Godzilla65 2007-Oct-10 15:36	indy runs away from caves wit juwelz and ace runs away from anaimls with dog shit
buffy 2007-Oct-27 13:37	watch out for the long thing, especially when it hits you - hard sounds worng...indy has a friggin pistol...and a whip..not to mention his long thing
Clintone 2007-Nov-15 08:43	Even match. Ace catches bullets in his teeth, Indy dodges them. Ace fears bats and likes animals enough to probably have access to snakes. Indy fears snakes, and through his numerous cave exploits probably has access to bats which Ace fears.
Clintone 2007-Nov-15 08:45	Ace drives monster trucks well, and presumably quite a few mechanical devices. Indy drives planes okay and lots of mechanical devices. They've both ran from hundreds of people and escaped numerous times. They've both had inexplicable dumb luck.
Clintone 2007-Nov-15 08:46	Indys luck would be a little more on the lucky side, and Ace's luck would be a little more on the dumb side.
Spartan11733 2007-Nov-15 18:54	um not to be rude but.......
Spartan11733 2007-Nov-15 18:55	COULD U SPAZS EXEPT THAT INDY IS BEAST?!
sabre 2007-Nov-21 22:52	Hi i think ACE is the BEST!!!
Moosman 2008-Jan-01 23:00	Jim would win
Moosman 2008-Jan-01 23:01	Jim Cary probley just looked at this and said, "Wtf?"
Nightingale 2008-Feb-12 19:06	Ace Shudders at the mere thought of fighting someone as Bad Ass as Indiana Jones
mikeymann117 2008-Jun-19 00:59	ace can't fight but he will leave that to the wild i mean ace looks after the jungl and he can whistle him tone thingy get them to attack indi
wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 04:17	ace ventera would die he would just fall on the ground like a unbalanced wooden board ace doesn't know how to fight ace would have to summon a snake but jones could just get his pistol or whip out and that's the end of that.
wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 04:19	also ace could win if he made jone laugh himself to death. wait a sec. that only happens in cartoons sorry ace you're deader than a mouse in front of a mob of cats and traps
wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 04:21	and it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know that ace is a man who threw a crappy punch at a guy and his knuckles got almost eaten as jerky and he has no cat reflexes LOL and has the intelegence of a animal but he's funny
wolfmancub 2008-Jul-05 04:22	therefore jones would definatlly win!
Mad Max Fool 2008-Jul-09 22:07	Well u just said it all there buddy, Jones wins

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